OK. So you may not get this.
I tried to do my own version of alternative cross stitch. You can view a page of it on Pinterest.
When I began stitching this a couple of months ago now I had no idea where I was going with it. I made no chart, I just copied the little cottage pattern and did my own thing with it.
So that's it really. No practical use. Just several hours of stitching in front of the telly. Sometimes that's all you want. Right?